HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY! As heard on TV! Are you tired of only hearing the Hefty chant on TV? Well tire no more because the same Hefty chant you heard on TV can now be heard on your phone! Thanks to advancements in modern technology, we were able to beam the Hefty chant sound waves from your television directly onto the internet, and from there we were able to beam them onto your phone! Now the Hefty chant can go where you go. Every time you get a call, you’ll hear the chant you grew to love on television.